Submitted by Fred on

An Old Story

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When I was young my first job out of law school was as an investigator for the National Labor Relations Board and one of my first cases involved the Long Island Press against which an Unfair Labor Practice Charge had been filed. My job was to interview the Long Island Press Editor David Starr, present him with the allegations, record his responses in and have him execute an affidavit. When I was finished and presented my hand written affidavit to him Editor Starr refused to sign it saying that it was replete with spelling errors.  I was so taken aback and embarrassed!

After all these years I still remember my embarrassment as if it was yesterday.

Last week I was having a conversation with Construction Group member David Grant and, as is my practice, I asked him to tell me his life story. In the telling he mentioned that early on he worked for the Long Island Press as a reporter and I interrupted him to tell him the above story.

Here's where it gets amazing.  Grant told me that David Starr is his uncle and that he was still alive and that he was going to relay my story to him.

As it ends up David Starr is still on his game and when David Grant emailed my story to him his response was as follows:  I do recollect, some four decades later, something like that meeting with Fred Klein. I do hope---and I would ask that you tell him---that I sounded more amused than angry.  After all, it wasn't my typo.  And please send Fred Klein my regards.  Thanks.  Dave.

Fred Kline
My reaction is that Mr. Starr was far more gracious today than he was to me when he read me the riot act back in the late 60s. Be that as it may, in all the years my name only appeared once in the Long Island Press and it was misspelled!  See picture above.  I wasn't quick enough then, but now I have a second chance to perfect an old story!

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David Grant

Fred, it seems only fitting that your typo was matched -- but even more egregiously! -- by The Long Press typo!

Submitted by MarilynGenoa on Thu, 05/31/2018 - 22:20

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Marilyn Genoa

Wonderful story and another time I will explain how it really was a lovely help with an otherwise difficult start to the day.

Submitted by Fred on Thu, 05/31/2018 - 22:35

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Fred Klein

Thanks for being central to this blog.

Submitted by Fred on Thu, 05/31/2018 - 22:36

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Fred Klein

Please know I'm always there for you.

Submitted by Judy_Mauer on Thu, 05/31/2018 - 22:45

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Judy Mauer

It's a well know fact true genius's cant spell - Case in point .... Albert Einstein.

Submitted by Fred on Thu, 05/31/2018 - 23:09

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Fred Klein

It may also be a left-handed thing
RitaSue Siegel

Thanks, Fred. Great story. I am amazed at how many times I remember similar things from so long ago. Not about spelling errors necessary but about misinterpretations on my part and the part of others.
Corey Bearak

Even more than typos misspelled names bug me more. Something I try to get correct as my FN and sometimes LN get misspelled... a lot -- even in replies to emails where my email signature and correct spelling shows in plains sight (in my view).
And very interesting back story on DG.
Rona Gura

When I wrote my essay for my law school applications, I had to first have it proofread by the pre-law advisor for my university. He found a plethora of misspellings and pointed them all out to me. As a snotty college student, I quickly replied, "Having trouble with spelling is a sign of intelligence." His response was classic, "Really? I am a former spelling bee champ of NY State." That shut me up.

Submitted by NeilHollander on Fri, 06/01/2018 - 08:02

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Neil Hollander

Derf ! Great story . I was a Long Island Press paper boy . You know I have lots of old yarns to spin . Here's one you might like . Circa middle 80's. Yankees Old Timers Day . Grace Hightower ( Bob DeNiro's wife ) and I were buddy bidding to fly together so we could quench our expensive dining habits around the world . She was working the First Class Cabin as the lead flight attendant . I was the new 747 training Captain . JFK to SFO as it turned out . I came down the circular stairway from the upper deck to visit with Grace . The last row of First Class had an empty aisle seat . Grace offered to serve me my dinner there instead of the cockpit . I sat . The gentleman in the window seat looked surprised and then saw my four stripes on my shoulder . He asked if he could take a look at my Sports Illustrated . I turned to hand it to him . It was Joe DiMaggio . Not on the SI Cover but sitting next to me by the window . I literally blurted " Holy Shit !" Joanne says I blurt . She's right . So I'm supposed to be acting professionally as the Commander of an 800 thousand pound airplane and I'm blurting " Holy Shit ! " Just then Catfish Hunter stopped by to say hello . Joe introduced me to Catfish as Captain Hollander . I invited both of them and Catfish's wife Helen up to the empty upper deck lounge . Mrs DeNiro served champagne all around . Except for me of course . I was on the job ! So to speak !!

Hollander Sends

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