Submitted by Fred on

Preparing

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On Sunday I will be throwing out the first pitch at the (Mets minor league team) Coney Island Cyclones game (against the Yankees Hudson Valley minor league team).

This is a great honor (bestowed upon me by my Gotham City Networking colleagues, especially Rosalia Ruberto and Corey Bearak) and I am both most appreciative and bigly apprehensive...

I am apprehensive because vindicating the honor requires me to stand (on the rubber on the pitching mound 60' 6" from home plate) and deliver (a well thrown overhand strike)!

The problems facing me are my pride and my well worn left arm. 

I have not thrown overhand in years and when I tried 3 weeks ago it was not a happy reunion. To say I was rusty is an understatement.  

Nonetheless, desperately wanting not to embarrass myself (see all the videos of celebrities failing miserably on their First Pitch) I embarked on a self designed crash pitching program with the help of my wife Joanne, son David and personal trainer Suzanne.  
Slowly but surely, my arm loosened and I've  shown progressive improvement, but it's touch and go as to how well I will Stand and Deliver Sunday. 

I have tried to visualize myself winding up and delivering a sizzling "Heater", but so far it hasn't come into focus. Nonetheless, I will keep on preparing until I step on the Cyclones mound.  

After all, as Steve Jobs said "The journey is the reward"!

PS I do have the oft used option of throwing a shorter distance from the front of the mound. We shall see...
 

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David Abeshouse

You Can Make It If You Try; Don’t Stop Believin’; Dig Down; Try; Don’t Worry, Be Happy; I Gotta Feeling; Great Day; Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now; The Glory; Let’s Go Crazy; I Got You (I Feel Good); Lovely Day; Get Up Stand Up; Good Vibrations; It’s My Life; Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life; Walk on Water; I Can See Clearly Now; Everything’s Gonna Be Alright; I Still Believe; We Shall Overcome; and, with “fixer” CB in mind, Keep on Tryin’…. Looking forward to witnessing the event on Sunday.
Rosalia Ruberto

I'm confident that Gotham’s #1 Southpaw will deliver! Im making signs that say as much! You’ll do great!
Fred Klein

Thank you for offering to be my catcher!!!
Dana Charlton

I know you'll do Great! I wish I could be there to cheer you on and scream in happy excitement with the other Gothamites! Yea, Fred!
Robert Intelisano

I suggest throwing a Nestor Cortez like high arc changeup lofting it in there for a high strike!
Cayce Crown

It will be memorable. Quite an honor. Please have someone capable take video.

Submitted by Judy_Mauer on Thu, 08/17/2023 - 22:35

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Judy Mauer

You are sooooo coool !
Daniel Schwartz

It's all about having fun and enjoying the moment. No matter how the pitch goes, you get to do it! I look forward to cheering you on.
Flo Feinberg

Can we stream it from Martha’s Vineyard?!?
My $’s on you throwing a perfect pitch… no pressure though:)

Submitted by Fred on Thu, 08/17/2023 - 23:46

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Fred Klein

As you well know, I try!

Submitted by Steven_Lichtenstein on Fri, 08/18/2023 - 00:19

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Steven Lichtenstein

Fred you’re an athlete, you’ll do fine. Just don’t do a Baba-booey or a Fauci side armer and it will look good!
Corey Bearak

Is Walk on Water, the CCR tune?
Operative phrase from KOT:
“I’ll come shinin’ through.”
ODEY RAVIV

Try to enjoy the moment and keep practicing till P-DAY!
And best of luck!
Worst case, it's a great story!

Submitted by RoyFenichel on Sun, 08/20/2023 - 00:38

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Roy Fenichel, Esq.

Eephus!

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