Submitted by Fred on

Shortfall

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This entry is a followup to last week's Friday With Fred blog "Preparation" (for my First Pitch at the Coney Island Cyclones game last Sunday). 

 

Well, the journey is over and the truth is that the (pictured) Coney Island Cyclones ball was on line, but fell (just) short of its intended target :(

 

Shortfall yes, but not for want of trying or preparation! 

 

I threw the ball, with all my might, in an overhand motion, but it fell just short of Home Plate at the Cyclones home field. In Baseball speak, I "short hopped" the Cyclones catcher. 

 

In my dreams, Angel Hernandez, the Major League Baseball Umpire notorious for rediculous poor Ball and Strike calls, was the Home Plate Ump and it was a Strike :)

 

It happened so fast, and now that I have had the time to analyze my effort I believe 2 elements led to the ball's downfall. 

 

First, my mind was full of (Don King) trickeration and I, therefore, initially set up half way between Home Plate and the pitcher's mound. Throwing from that close was sure to engender derision from certain alpha males and they can be heard snickering so on the video at that point. 

 

Then, I shook my finger at them, turned and mounted the mound. At that point I should have given the task at hand my total concentration and left trickeration for another day...

 

Once on the pitching mound, while toeing the rubber, I experienced a moment of altitude sickness. Kidding aside, I couldn't believe how high up I was elevated. 

 

In the end, I think gravity did me in, as I should've accounted for the height of the mound and thrown my ball higher. 

 

Whatever the reason, it was a disappointing shortfall!

 

In the eternal words of the Brooklyn Dodger fans of the early 1950s, "Wait 'til next year"!

 

 

Comments

Daniel Schwartz

It was a lot of fun seeing you out there and the pitch was still straight to the mound and on target.
Shelley Simpson

You did the thing! You prepared and you did it. Too many people sit in preparation and never step up to the task.

Submitted by Judy_Mauer on Thu, 08/24/2023 - 21:47

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Judy Mauer

Hey - that was just your warm up. Knowing what you know now (about the height of the mound) you’ll kill it next year.
Fred Klein

I did ask for a Do Over, but he reminded me it was a First Pitch.
Victoria Drogin

Amazing experience, great takeaways, always a great perspective! Good for you! XO!
Ray Walcott

You made us all proud to see you out there! Great Experience!
Robert Intelisano

The catcher didn't have to move! Perhaps the high lofting pitch your mentee suggested next year.
Matthew Nowak

Don't worry the Cyclones threw just as many balls as you did lol. You'll strike it out next time.
Fred Klein

I was thinking, the catcher could have moved up a bit and with his long reach caught it on the fly. Just saying

Submitted by Steven_Lichtenstein on Thu, 08/24/2023 - 23:09

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Steven Lichtenstein

Some of the greatest plays in baseball included a straight line with a bounce and put out. The bottom line is you’re always in the game, a straight shooter and on target!
Rosalia Ruberto

Personally Boss, I feel the catcher could have stretched out his arm. He clearly wasn’t ready to work yet!
Fred Klein

And that's why I gave you the pictured ball!!!
ODEY RAVIV

You succeeded from all of our perspectives. Brave undertaking-accomplished!
Corey Bearak

How many were present -- thousands -- who had no such opportunity; it was the opportunity to toss that matter, not the result of any such toss (in this particular case.
Rona Gura

You stepped out in front of how many people and threw the ball???? Impressive. . . .
Rick Raymond

Reflection, acknowledgement, and law of gravity. Quoting a man I deeply respect (you) _ you are a better man than I am. And as Paul stated, no apologies needed.

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