Fall from grace?

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Steve Ballmer, the CEO of Microsoft, is stepping down. He took over for Bill Gates in 2000 and since then the value of Microsoft has diminshed from $555 billion to $289 billion. Not a good look.

 

The stock market took notice and since the announcement Microsoft's stocked has soared. I don't know about you but if I was Steve, I wouldn't be feeling very good about myself right now. I wonder what he's doing...counting his millions and laughing or crying in his tea? Speaking of tea, you may be surprised that I did not have green tea this morning opting for a smooth chamomile citrus. It's a nice cup and I feel calm and relaxed. Maybe Steve should try a cup this morning as he reads the news. He would feel better.

 

Anybody interested in applying go here

http://careers.microsoft.com/careers/en/us/applyoverview.aspx

and good luck!

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Norman Spizz

My favorite sandwich is cold left over meatloaf on a hard roll with ketchup. Uh oh did I get the wrong day?
Corey Bearak

Mr. Ballmer left with a nice piece of change no doubt and earned a pretty penny throughout his "reign" at MS. Other than a hurt ego (if at all), he'll be alright.

Submitted by Erik_Scheibe on Sat, 08/24/2013 - 15:41

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Erik Scheibe

I found the news stunning and I don't even know what a chamomile is.
The Webmaster

Look in the tea aisle at your grocery store :)

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