Submitted by Fred on

Early Morning Caper

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I don't want to jinx the Yankees or Aaron Judge by writing about their present ALCS standing, but this story grows out of it. 

On Tuesday night Paul Napolitano took me to game 4 ot the American League Championship Series, which was a "must win" as our Yanks were down 2 games to 1.  The first half of the game went poorly and we were losing 4-0 with 9 outs to go.  All around us the muted fans rolled out their rally caps and Paul asked me "What happened to your lucky shorts?"  Of course, I would not go to the game without my lucky shorts, but because it was cold I was wearing them under my jeans.  At Paul's prodding, I dropped my trow and revealed my lucky shorts.  They are pictured above.

Of course, as soon as my shorts were released, the Yankees proceeded to put on an incredible rally and came back to win the game 6-4.  However, while we were jubilantly driving home I was charging my phone in Paul's truck and when I got home I forgot to retrieve it.

This is where the story goes from sublime to ridiculous. I immediately made contact with Paul and he promised to leave my phone in the milk box on his front porch for me to pick up the next morning. I went to sleep and woke up at 3:30 in the morning and being wide-awake decided to venture over to Oyster Bay to pick up my phone.

As expected, there was no early morning traffic and it was eerily silent. When I got to Paul's street I found his truck and went to his front porch, but could not find the milk box or my phone. I went back to my car and got a flashlight and went poking around the front porch in the middle of the dark night and was so frustrated I considered ringing the doorbell to wake Paul.  I felt like one of the Beagle Boys of early Disney lore.

I finally gave up and as I was returning to my car with no idea what I was going to do I saw another truck parked in front of another house and when I approached it I realized that it truly was Paul's truck and I quickly found the milk box on his porch and my phone.

If there is a moral to the story I'm not sure what it is, but I do know I was very fortunate not to be apprehended as a night prowler.  Hopefully there is no surveillance video.

At least I wasn't wearing my "Lucky Shorts"!

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Paul Napolitano

There is a video (to go along with that pic) on my Facebook page of Fred with his pants around his ankles and he is flashing the lucky shorts. I have watched it at least 15 times and I crack up every time. To make it even better, it’s the play when Headly falls down between 1st and 2nd. What a game and what a great time! I must always bring Fred’s lucky shorts (and maybe Fred) to every crucial game!
Fred Klein

It must have been the two doubles you forced on me!

Submitted by MarilynGenoa on Thu, 10/19/2017 - 22:00

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Marilyn Genoa

Great story. And you are indeed lucky the cops did not appear.

Submitted by Judy_Mauer on Thu, 10/19/2017 - 22:12

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Judy Mauer

Great Story !!!! and Now that the Yankees are probably going to the "dance" I will be on the edge of my seat for the next game :0)

Submitted by Fred on Thu, 10/19/2017 - 22:13

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Fred Klein

It was a once in a life time experience.

Submitted by Fred on Thu, 10/19/2017 - 22:14

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Fred Klein

As I said, I don't want to junx them.

Submitted by Michael__Appell on Thu, 10/19/2017 - 22:47

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Michael Appell

You’re locked in a time warp like Guido in Felini’s 8 1/2. May you coniue to occupy it another 20 years.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
Riva Schwartz

Well, if you had gotten arrested, at least you would have known who to call!!!
Corey Bearak

This is the link to Paul's FB post:
https://www.facebook.com/paul.napolitano.9279/videos/10213611412061336/

Submitted by NeilHollander on Fri, 10/20/2017 - 10:46

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Neil Hollander

Milk Box ? You mean they still deliver milk in Oyster Bay ? The milkman lives ! In Key West as well aka Rodger . What the hell was Joanne thinking as u rolled out at that hour ? So much for neighborhood watch in Oyster Bay . Around these parts you would have gotten an ass full of buckshot as well as a couple of dogs on your sleeves . With a pair of NVG 's a great world class video . And finally , What the hell could you possibly been thinking ? But your phone ? Your lifeline, your security blanket , your umbilical cord to the outside world . I can support your manic behavior . But I wish I could have seen your face . And Paul.... Too much Patron to defend your milk box ?

Hollander Sends

Submitted by Fred on Fri, 10/20/2017 - 14:18

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Fred Klein

All true. I dodged a bullet.

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