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Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

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You can't make this stuff up!

A while back I was minding my own business when I received an out of the blue call from someone who claimed his father had died and that he went to the Department of Motor Vehicles to turn in his dad's car plates.  He claimed he discovered later that a one digit mistake had been made and that rather than his father's, my vehicle registration had been canceled. 

Of course, my antennae were up and I initially discounted the call as some sort of new creative scam.  Yet, it bothered me and after it hung over me for a while I endured the DMV mechanized phone system (see my recent "Your Call Is Important To Us" blog) and was shocked to learn that my registration had in fact been cancelled. 

I tried to get the caller to rectify the mistake to no avail and after 2 weeks of driving around in a technically unregistered car what did I do?

I called the man who has clout and knows how to work the bureaucracy and has helped me out of pickles twice before.

Namely, Gotham Hall of Fame member Corey Bearak.

Why Corey? Because, in my words, he's a legalized fixer who can get things done and level the playing field.  He knows the ropes and opens the side door to the smoke filled room. Officially, Corey's a government and public affairs counsel (for details visit StrategicPublicPolicy.com)

After digesting my bizarre dilemma Corey said he would make some calls and as far as I'm concerned he proceeded to clout it out of the park.

As a result, last Friday I went to my local DMV office and rather than standing on long lines I asked for a Supervisor who was aware of my situation. 

I'm not saying they didn't torture me, but it could have been far worse and I eventually emerged from their Kafkaesque bureaucracy into the sun all fixed up with my newly legitimized plates.

Thanks Corey for rubbing your genie jar!

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Submitted by Liz_Saldana on Thu, 06/30/2016 - 20:57

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Liz Saldana

Corey is the best!

Submitted by MarilynGenoa on Thu, 06/30/2016 - 21:44

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Marilyn Genoa

Amazing story. I am so pleased that you were ultimately able to resolve a very unique problem (hopefully unique, but who knows?) and that you were fortunate to have learned of the problem before being pulled over by the police, or worse. It proves that the best toolbox you can have is a finely tuned list of wonderful contacts. Corey is definitely getting a large asterisk on my list!
Dana Charlton

Yay Corey! ...and the DMV rep who helped you is likely to
do it again for someone else because you wrote such a thoughtful letter of praise to the Commissioner! "What goes around comes around."
Rona Gura

Corey is the best!! And a tough act to follow, especially when it comes to blogging. :)

Submitted by NeilHollander on Fri, 07/01/2016 - 04:32

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Neil Hollander

Everything comes down first of all to Karma. Quite as important is not what you know but who you know . Connectiona and networking get you to the head of the line . Sometimes as in Joe's Stone Crab in Miami . $50 bucks to the Maitre de. Also in the league of the big bucks a healthy donation to the Clinton Foundation will get you even maybe a Cabinet position . Or for you ladies perhaps a night in the Lincoln bedroom with Bill ? We'll see won't we?

Hollander sends
ODEY RAVIV

Speaking of Kafkaesque. Last week I used a discount car parking co. to prepay a
spot one block from the MOMA. $23. I check in around 1 PM and show the attendant my paperwork. All seems fine, I get back at 7:30 and a new attendant is there. I show him my ticket and he looks at his register and tells me that I owe
him $53. I show him my paperwork and he responds that "it" has already been used. I said yes, when I check in, the car is here in your lot. NO, he says I can't release the car until you pay me. An insane 30 minutes ensues with some yelling, phone call to the parking company, and talk of the police. Finally, the attendant calls his supervisor and the car was retrieved. Corey, I almost needed you! Next time.

Submitted by Michael__Appell on Fri, 07/01/2016 - 06:31

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Michael Appell

Why is it that everything run by government at all levels so poorly (not my first choice of words) run that an ordinary citizen cannot resolve an issue. Of course, this is nothing compared to the deterioration that will cost BILLIONS to repair in Public Housing, the subways, the roads and bridges. But rest assured - Crooked Hillary will fix it!

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