What do they say in the theater? I hope it does not apply!

One time I was walking while staring at my cell phone. I tripped over those short fences around a tree, and fell into it. The whole thing happened in slow motion because I walking so slowly. Ironically, I was staring at Maps trying to find out which way to go! I should've really been looking where I was going. Those little fences don't work.

Donna Levine wrote
One time i was walking in a packed times square staring at the Naked Cowboy fell off the curb and cracked my ankle. Didnt know that part until the next day because i was on the way to see Rocky Horror Picture Show (the show not the movie) and we had front row seats. Hope you are ok

Hope you're OK!

My sweetheart wasn't on her phone and was very alert but those damn potholes sneak up on you...

There is a ridiculous rule passed early during the Koch administration that requires the City to have notice of potholes before someone can sue. This was targeting drivers who sued. Plaintiff's lawyers banded together to create a service to document potholes so they can sue the city.
People should call 311 to report potholes and follow up with their local community board and council member.
Hope not serious.

Ouch!