Submitted by MitchTobol on

The day of the joke

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Here's a did you know... July 1st is International Joke Day. 

 

It was started in 1994 by Wayne Reinagel, an author and graphic artist who wanted to bring some levity to the halfway point of the year. He was known mostly for pulp fiction, but did publish some books of jokes. He wanted people around the world to share their favorite jokes and celebrate with laughter.

 

So here's a couple to start us off:

 

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

 

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "You know...we have a drink named after you?", the grasshopper says "You have a drink named Fred?"

 

I would love to hear your jokes.

(cue Norman)

 

Comments

Fred Klein

You’re spending too much time with him:)
Norman Spizz

I taught him everything I know. Now he,’s
doing my act on the comedy circuit. Seriously though many of you didn’t know that the reason the Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4 is because they wanted to do it on a holiday

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