It’s cold, really cold, and one of the absolute necessities are gloves.
But what’s it like from the viewpoint of a glove?

“I like being needed, especially when the weather gets really cold. I feel appreciated. But one of the great occupational hazards of being a glove is being lost. I hate being taken for granted, neglected and lost.
The worst is being left on the ground or in a parking lot. Very lonely and very little chance of every being found. However, it has happened.
If I’m going to be left behind, I prefer being left in a restaurant. I have company with the other gloves and our cousins: scarves, hats and mufflers. There are people around. And there’s a better chance of being repatriated with my matching glove.
When you’re a glove, it’s always better to be in pairs.”