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A New Jersey man whose last name is Bacon was arrested after a dispute over sausage, according to police.

 

Thomas Bacon, 19, allegedly attacked another person at a Madison home on May 12 for eating the last piece of sausage. Bacon was charged with simple assault (or maybe they should have called it Sausage Assault) and released pending a court appearance, according to NJ.com.

 

Maybe he should hire Jeffrey Pan (an attorney in NY) who can cook up a good solution.

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Submitted by NULL (not verified) on Fri, 05/29/2015 - 23:47

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Spare me, this story is so lean and boneless!
Cayce Crown

New Jersey hogging all the news.

Thanks, Mitch, for reminding me that life is to be taken lightly.

Submitted by Liz_Saldana on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 00:15

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Liz Saldana

This blog should have come with a "don't take a sip of coffee before reading" warning. LOL
Rona Gura

As we say in our office all the time, truth is stranger than fiction. You just can't make this stuff up.

Submitted by NULL (not verified) on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 23:13

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I've always felt that Bacon was too assaulty!
Norman Spizz

Sir Francis is moaning in his grave along with Beethoven who is decomposing.

Submitted by Lucas_Meyer on Mon, 06/01/2015 - 01:33

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Lucas Meyer

I really enjoyed your crisp prose.

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