We are moving in a few weeks. We are doing a little bit of work in our new house. Some cabinet work, a little bit in the kitchen, staining floors. And it needs a paint job. Not the whole house, just some of it. Of all the work, the painting came in the most expensive, by far. It was lots of thousands. I did not think I was hiring Van Gogh. It seems like an awful lot of money just for something to look clean. If I had an oil spill, I could understand. But paint we must. And I had to go to law school.