LEFT Out No More!
Last week we had our semi annual Lefty Lunch (where, for once, we could sit and eat comfortably anywhere at the table) at the Friars Club.
At the Lefty (handedness, not politics) Lunch we commiserated re being the last unrecognized downtrodden minority.
I, for one, am passionate about having being left off the waves of our Nation's affirmative actions. It just stinks, always being unconsidered and forgotten.
For example, too many lefties were abused in their early school days due to their use of their south paw.
Gotham has a Lefty List (serve) and we call for all our fellow lefties to come out of the sinister shadows and join us in the last crusade.
We are very unique and special!
Lefties Unite!

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Yes things have changed, but let's not see the world with "right" colored glasses. Do you not still notice that the "computer " mouse is for righties and that the number pad on the number pad it for righties. The binders are still predominantly for righties. Even writing the English language is for righties. Think of all the smudges on your hand! Our lunch is our haven.
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Both my wife and I are lefties, and we have three right-handed children. Go figure!
But being a member in good standing of the Gotham Leftie group is a lot of fun!
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What other "humiliations" are still out there for us lefties?
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Hollander Sends
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Hey at least you don't have a bigoted sports mascot named after you...or maybe that makes you feel "left" out.
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