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I would not be a very good president.  Not that anyone is asking.  Most of us are not thinking about the next race already having grown tired of the last one.  But just to be clear for the record, I am not running and will not accept my party's nomination.

 

For one, as nice as the White House must be, I would not work well at home.  I would be going down to the Oval Office barefoot in my flannel pajama bottoms, my oversize Wisconsin long sleeve tshirt with Bucky the Badger on it, and my Grateful Dead coffee mug.  The photographers would have a field day with that.

 

I also couldn't resist sneaking upstairs in the afternoon for a quick nap.   Harry Truman used to.  He also used to have a little bourbon every morning at 11, which is probably why he needed the nap.  I image though if the leader of the free world wanted a snooze every once in awhile who is going to say no.

 

I am also too thin skinned to be president.  There is always someone who hates him and says mean things.  I would be too consumed with that and it would make me crazy and hurt my feelings too much, though if it came from Michelle Bachmann I would probably just roll my eyes and snort.

 

Privacy would be another problem.  Between aides and secret service there is always somebody with the president.  I wouldn’t want someone hanging around in my office all day or following me wherever I go -- unless maybe if it was Diane Lane, and I am sure she isn't interested.  I wonder how often he just sits at his desk to work all by himself and closes the door for a few hours, holding all calls.  Maybe that's when you take the nap.

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Cynthia Somma

HHDB, how about Mayor of NYC?...that position will be available in 9 months.
Start thinking about what you can ban now...it seems to be never ending,
Gracie Mansion is so pretty with a killer view..

My son will be interning this summer with the Mayor's office, I'll have him put in a good word ;)
Corey Bearak

Growin' up I wanted to be president. Roger McGuinn wrote a great song that appears on the Byrds' Greatest Hits Volume II LP. I played in for the current Governor's dad in August 1978 just before I left the gig to enter law school. Copy and paste this this link (apologies that the comments do not allow me to create a hype link). Here it is solo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_r-rc1k-cA
As we enter the day of the Battlin' Bands, you know I'd have to interject some music!

Submitted by Janet_Adler on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 23:59

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Janet Adler

And than you have to consider bagels and lox on Sunday morning in the formal dining room...not happening! Plus the cat? When was there a cat? Presidents always have dogs. Get a dog and than run. It's a winning combo. Oh, don't forget the gay hair...it will happen much faster.
Mitch Tobol

It's a very stressful job...that's why you'll need plenty of naps

Submitted by Janet_Adler on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 01:10

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Janet Adler

Sorry for the typo. I meant gray. Really did not think u would be our first gay President

Submitted by Linda_Newman on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 09:53

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Linda Newman

Well, it's only good after you leave the Oval office. Then you make a fortune writing books and collecting speaking fees.
Fred Klein

I would be your Chief of Staff and run your life

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