[Fredslist] Sad to say the yeast...

[Raj Goel]

Gothamites,

     Here's something to keep you going this taxing day...

*SAD NEWS...

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment 
community. Pillsbury "Poppin' Fresh" Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast 
infection, after years of fighting complications stemming from the 
trauma of repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities 
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry 
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Chef Boyardee, and Captain 
Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a 
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota 
, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled 
with turnovers.  He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much 
of his dough on half-baked schemes.  However, despite being a little 
flaky at times, he was no creampuff.  He remained a crusty old man to 
the end, and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Jane Dough, two children, John 
Dough and Dosey Dough, and they had one in the oven.  He is also 
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.*


If THAT doesn't put a smile on your face, and make taxes less taxing...I 
dunno what'll get a rise out of you :-p


-- 
-- Raj

Rajesh Goel, CISSP
cell (917) 685-7731
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