Forget about gold bars and rare diamonds, there’s a new luxury item in town, and you can brew it in your kitchen.

Panama’s Geisha coffee just sold for a record $13,705 a pound, which means for the price of one cup, you could probably buy a decent used car.

Described as the “champagne of coffee,” it’s floral, fruity, and worth more than my entire kitchen. At this rate, if by the smallest of chances I ever get my hands on a bag, I’m not going to brew it… I’m insuring it.