Last week when my turn came at the joint Queens/Westchester Zoom networking meeting, rather than do my usual presentation, I "Spit":
My name is Fred, most people my age are dead.  

This Rap shows my Cred and my quest is to make you bread!

You should have seen the stunned faces on the full Zoom screen and some who weren't paying full attention even
asked me to repeat it. 

Which, of course, I did :)

All in one's continuing quest to remain relevant!

New career?