It’s a thing. Really. We’re a biological mutation with the ability to sense change in temperature before any other human. It takes more medication to knock us out. We eat souls for breakfast and our witty demeanor can be unrelenting. The only weakness? The sun. Brothers and sisters to vampires, we can’t stand the bright fireball in the sky. It creates these spots called freckles, which can turn to blisters in a matter of minutes. Beware of the redheads with blue or green eyes, they are the most dangerous. If you see one on the street, do not make eye contact. They travel alone and sometimes wear disguises, like sunglasses and parasols. This brought to you by “the Philadelphia redhead”. Disclaimer: this is all fiction and meant to make you laugh. Redheads are really nice. However, they do read minds. Hug a redhead today. Let me know when you hug one. Even redheads should hug other redheads. Warning: A small combustion could ensue. Make it a great day!
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