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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt">A Jewish woman and a Muslim woman go to ShopRite.
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt">The corn is 10 ears for $2 - neither of them want 10 ears, they each want 5 ears\u2026 so they share the sale deal and each gets 5 corn for $1 one dollar.
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt">Why can\u2019t we all get along !!!!!
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt">(true story - I am the Jewish woman)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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