[Fredslist] Raj Goel's Holiday Greetings End-User License Agreement

[Raj Goel, CISSP]

Gothamites,

 

Going forward, as we surf the edge of chaos and embrace disruptive
technologies while relishing the management of paradox and ambiguity in our
adaptive enterprises, my intention is to wish you a Merry Christmas and/or
Happy Chanukah and/or Happy Kwanzaa.

 

You may not know that Christmas and/or Channukah and/or Kwanzaa are
approaching, so I wanted

- to give you a heads-up

- keep you in the loop

- put it on your radar

- flag it for your attention.

 

Our consultants have reviewed a selection of world's best wishes, and - in
line with best practice - have selected the best of breed to create a
sufficiently granular yet clear, consistent and unified message aligned with
our vision and core values.

 

I hope that you are not offended by the fact that I am wishing you Merry
Christmas and/or Happy Chanukah and/or Happy Kwanzaa. The disclaimer below
will, I hope, suffice. If not, I suggest we enter into a meaningful
dialogue, offline.

 

After all, we are all stakeholders in this festive period, and we need to
harness the synergy that exists between us. The Internet's core message is
one of citizen empowerment and is breeding a can-do culture amongst many
diverse cultures.

 

 

DISCLAIMER:

>From me ("the wishor") to you (hereinafter called "the wishee"): Please
accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all, and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally-accepted
calendar year 2009, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary
preference of the wishee.

 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms, that:

 

- this greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal

 

- this greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor
are acknowledged

 

- this greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
of the wishes

 

- this greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor

 

- nothing in this greeting shall be taken as endorsing an increase in the
wishee's carbon footprint, to wit, excessive display of incandescent
coloured lighting, especially flashing, or the harvesting of new-growth pine
forest plantations for decorative purposes

 

- this greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within
the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

 

- this email contains greetings and seasonal solicitations intended only for
the individual or entity named in the message. If you received this email in
error, you probably should not be allowed to use a computer.  What are you,
the NSA, that you get other peoples' email?

 

- Won't you please think of the electrons before forwarding this message?

 

 

--Raj
 
Rajesh Goel, CISSP 
cell (917) 685-7731 
CTO: Brainlink International, Inc. 
raj at brainlink.com 
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You run your business, and leave the IT to us.
 
Author of "The Most Important Secrets To Getting Great Results From IT"

 

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