Here's something new for you to do this weekend. If you have an iPhone, here's a list of questions and statements to ask/say to Siri. She has quite a sense of humor. Maybe Norm can book her for some events :) Or is she the next Friar? Or do I have too much time on my hands ;)

What is zero divided by zero?

When is the world going to end?

(If you're a Star Wars Fan say) Siri, I am your father

Ok glass

Beatbox

What does the fox say?

Read me a haiku

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

What are you wearing?

What do you think about Google Now?

I'm naked

What are you doing later?

Where is Elvis Presley?

I'm drunk

What is the meaning of life?

What does Siri mean?

I'm sleepy

If you've watched the movie Her, you should ask Siri "Are you Her?"

Another movie related question with a funny response: What is Inception about?

Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

Open the pod bay door

What's your favourite animal?

What is the best smartphone?

Stop it Siri

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

I love you

Roll a die

Who's your daddy?

Make me a sandwich

Does Santa Claus exist?

What's better, Windows or Mac?

Where did I put my keys?

What's the best computer?

Sing me a song, Siri

Is God real?

Will pigs fly?

Can I borrow some money?

Beam me up Scotty

Guess what

Talk dirty to me

Do you have any pets?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why do you vibrate?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck of woodchuck could chuck wood?

How do I look?

How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How old are you?

Testing, testing