A New Jersey man whose last name is Bacon was arrested after a dispute over sausage, according to police.
Thomas Bacon, 19, allegedly attacked another person at a Madison home on May 12 for eating the last piece of sausage. Bacon was charged with simple assault (or maybe they should have called it Sausage Assault) and released pending a court appearance, according to NJ.com.
Maybe he should hire Jeffrey Pan (an attorney in NY) who can cook up a good solution.